FAQ

WHAT'S WITH THE NAME?

Seriously, that's your first question?

We chose it because it's silly and awesome, like our products.

WHAT'S YOUR RETURN POLICY?

Ummm, if that's your second question, that causes us concern that you may be a serial returner, like Jessica. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, JESSICA!

Please see our return policy HERE.

DO YOU MAKE ALL YOUR SO-CALLED "AWESOME" STUFF?

Yes. Well, sorta. The designs are ours (so don't go stealing them, we will get you), but we outsource the printing. We work with different vendors and printers, depending on the item. All items are printed in the USA.

And we're pretty picky, so if we get a sample from a vendor that doesn't meet our high standards, we won't sell it in our store.

HOW DO YOUR CLOTHES FIT?

We primarily sell Men's/Unisex sizes, and our main supplier of shirts is Bella+Canvas, a superior manufacturer based in Los Angeles. We like them because they use quality materials and the fits are true-to-size.

We want to be sure you order the right size, so that's why we include sizing charts and guides on our product pages. Be. Sure. To. Check.

MEN/UNISEX SIZES? THAT'S SEXIST!

Wrong. We do offer designs in Women's sizes and styles, but truthfully 98% of people buy the Unisex sizes. To better manage (or "curate", if you like fancy buzzwords) our collections, we show what sells well.

The good news is that we can print any of our designs on other clothing styles, which you can see HERE.

I DON'T SEE MY SIZE AND FAVORITE COLOR

Chances are we have it. This website you're looking at is hosted on Shopify, a trusted ecommerce platform. However, they have an annoying setting that limits 100 variations per product, so we've had to curate the options which appear on each product page.

You can see our full line of clothing options HERE. Just contact us if you'd like to use one of them instead of what's shown as available.

WHEN WILL I GET MY STUFF, MAN?

Since we print to order, we process to print the next business day. This allows you, Mr. or Ms. Customer, a small window to cancel the order before it goes through. Once it goes to print, it normally ships out in 1-2 business days, depending on how busy they are.

Orders are shipped FREE via Priority Mail, so depending where you are located in the US, your "stuff" will reach you in 1-3 days after it ships. We also have Express delivery, in case you absolutely need to have your item that quickly. But it costs extra.

Long story short (too late), if you order on a Monday, you should have it by Friday or Saturday. But this is not a guarantee, and you can track its progress through your customer account.

WAIT. SHIPPING IS FREE?

Yes. Even for you, Lindsay.

I'M A VERY IMPORTANT INFLUENCER ON INSTAGRAM, DO YOU HAVE AN AFFILIATE PROGRAM?

Well look at you.

Please see the Affiliates page HERE.
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