WHAT'S WITH THE NAME?
We chose it because it's silly and awesome, like our products.
WHAT'S YOUR RETURN POLICY?
Please see our return policy HERE.
DO YOU MAKE ALL YOUR SO-CALLED "AWESOME" STUFF?
And we're pretty picky, so if we get a sample from a vendor that doesn't meet our high standards, we won't sell it in our store.
HOW DO YOUR CLOTHES FIT?
We want to be sure you order the right size, so that's why we include sizing charts and guides on our product pages. Be. Sure. To. Check.
MEN/UNISEX SIZES? THAT'S SEXIST!
Wrong. We do offer designs in Women's sizes and styles, but truthfully 98% of people buy the Unisex sizes. To better manage (or "curate", if you like fancy buzzwords) our collections, we show what sells well.
The good news is that we can print any of our designs on other clothing styles, which you can see HERE.
I DON'T SEE MY SIZE AND FAVORITE COLOR
You can see our full line of clothing options HERE. Just contact us if you'd like to use one of them instead of what's shown as available.
WHEN WILL I GET MY STUFF, MAN?
Orders are shipped FREE via Priority Mail, so depending where you are located in the US, your "stuff" will reach you in 1-3 days after it ships. We also have Express delivery, in case you absolutely need to have your item that quickly. But it costs extra.
Long story short (too late), if you order on a Monday, you should have it by Friday or Saturday. But this is not a guarantee, and you can track its progress through your customer account.
WAIT. SHIPPING IS FREE?
I'M A VERY IMPORTANT INFLUENCER ON INSTAGRAM, DO YOU HAVE AN AFFILIATE PROGRAM?
Please see the Affiliates page HERE.